Unbiased Media

Not that Us Weekly purports to be an objective news source, but this is pretty fucking ridiculous.  On the left, a puff piece inline with most of the polish turds Us Weekly serves up.

I mean who doesn't grip their seat waiting for each fresh installment of "Celebreties - They're Just Like Us" where we get to see pictures of Tara Reid pulling her bikini bottom from the leather glove she calls her vagina or photos of Kate Bosworth pumping gas while sipping the most fattening thing she'll consume all day: water.

So when Us Weekly ran a lovey-dovey piece on how down to earth Michelle Obama is and why her husband, whats-his-face, loves her, no one was surprised or dismayed by the possible hint of bias.  Note that the article mentioned nothing of the wreck she called a doctrate thesis nor humored any of the stupid rumors surrounding Obama and Resko, his birth, or any of the other "who gives a shit" rumors.

Now fast foward to this week.  "Babies, Lies & Scandal!!"  Or as I like to call it: "Who gives a shit, no lies, and read her affidavit!"

Babies.  I'm guessing this refers to her daughter being pregnant  Oh noes!  Obama's mother was 12 months older than Palin's pregnant daughter when she had Obama.

Lies.  I think this is referring to the bullshit rumor that Palin's son is really her grandson and that Palin is covering for her daughter.  Taken even further, the DailyKos article that started shovelling this shit even suggested that an Uncle or Stepdad might be the real father.  The rumor is completely unsubstantied.  Even the Huffington Post shits all over this claim.

Scandal.  Troopergate?  The Govenor fired her ex-brother in law.  Go read her affidavit and ethics complaint she filed in connection with the termination.  The termination was warranted.

Way to go US Weekly.  You used to be a great read while on the shitter, creating a place where I could fantasize about celebreties being just like us!  Now that you're pushing your publisher's own agenda (can't wait to see the Men's Health article on what a whore Palin is), It looks like I'll have to resort to People Magazine.