How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you.

All credit delightfully due to: http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.html

A read worth every second of your life.

Happy Halloween, compliments of Tara Reid.

Egotastic never fails to provide boner and vomit inducing material within clicks of each other. Tara Reid needs to stop wearing a fucking bikini. She offically looks like the leather gloved hag everyone got a pic of in their e-mail back in 1999 with the caption, "nice tan!"

Via egotastic: http://www.egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/tara-reid/tara-reids-ass-will-scare-you-to-death-004090

Don't eat while looking at these.

P.S. Nice mooseknuckle, Tara.

La Pequeña Sarah Palin

Not to be outdone by Little Bill O'Reilly.

Little Bill O'Reilly Tells It Like It Is

This kid is dead on. The tirade at the end is priceless.

I hate you Hurricane Ike

For fifteen days you have deprived me of life, liberty, and um, hot water, and power, and internets, and HD-TV, and DVR, and sleeping in late, and hot tubbing, and cooking in my kitchen, napping on my couch, sitting on my front porch.

Furthermore, you have left me sleeping on a couch in an apartment habitated by the two loudest people I know (don't get me wrong - I love them), two dogs, and two cats. You have also forced me to have to entertain mundane, stupid dialog with my neighbors who I normally avoid like the plague.

Tanks for nuttin', Danny.

The Robot Wars Have Begun

First they will take out our house pets.

US Weekly feels your pain

And is now offering you 5 FREE issues if you were upset by their cover. They implore you read the garbage inside - insisting it's fair and balanced.

In related news, Michelle Malkin (source for the above statement) also advises that an estimate 10,000 people have canceled their subscriptions. Ouch!

source: http://michellemalkin.com/2008/09/09/us-weekly-now-offering-five-free-issues-to-outraged-readers/