I hereby declare that all animals should have to wear wigs.

Why should animals have to wear wigs? Because it is ridiculously funny, that's why. Take for example the dog to the left. Before? Lame little mutt, probably answered to "Poopsie." Post wig action? This guy could pass for Topher Grace.

The key to making this work is that the wig must be believable. Too much and the animals will suffer from a form of the "uncanny valley" effect attributed to the creepy CGI of humans that Silicon Valley has been pumping out lately.

Don't believe me? Take a look at the one to the left. No effort was made to make the hair credible. A brunette bob would have been more appropriate and hilarious to boot. What we have instead is a creepy, aneroxic feline whore who clearly will do anything for a can of Sheeba.